HELLO SWEETIE

Emily, 15, hella Slytherin, hella whovian, hella rad, hella sad, hella boring, I like the word hella. I also like the word eponymous and the word omnipotent and the word placebo. I make bad puns a lot and I like cats. I ramble (in case you couldn't tell) I am fluent in English and sarcasm. (How bloody original!) okay bye!



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amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 401,300 notes
radglawr:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.


Oh my god.

radglawr:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh my god.

1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 51,065 notes
bandmonkey:

We Are The In Crowd || The Best Thing (x)

bandmonkey:

We Are The In Crowd || The Best Thing (x)

1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 427 notes
I hope there’s lesbians
Me whenever I go somewhere (via manfrado)
1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 7,774 notes

lapfoxs:

thank u for being my friend even tho im a piece of shit

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1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 58,458 notes

wizardgrum:

straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 702 notes
awkward-fallen-angel:

cashemoji:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST

jesus crust


this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.

awkward-fallen-angel:

cashemoji:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
RIGHT
THERE
JESUS CRUST

jesus crust

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this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 293,143 notes

Orange Is the New Black is a story of…

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 13,070 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

 ”i hate cheese”

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gET OUT RIGHT NOW

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 111,283 notes
arielle how to flirt with some girl?


arielleishamming:

pull your pants down

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 73 notes
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Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 48,717 notes

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 197,192 notes

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 134,922 notes

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 198,104 notes