an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
Emily, 15, hella Slytherin, hella whovian, hella rad, hella sad, hella boring, I like the word hella. I also like the word eponymous and the word omnipotent and the word placebo. I make bad puns a lot and I like cats. I ramble (in case you couldn't tell) I am fluent in English and sarcasm. (How bloody original!) okay bye!
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
Oh my god.
thank u for being my friend even tho im a piece of shit
straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy
REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
this post is a mess
That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.
Orange Is the New Black is a story of…
”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
pull your pants down
did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free